3,106: The number of carats in the largest diamond ever found.

.00000007: The value in diamonds of the largest carrot ever found.

- Seth Meyers (via latenightseth)

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hahahahahaha *gross sobbing*



this is legitimately the best headline i have ever read in my entire life 

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iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

w is not a vowel
- every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)

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Nature will not harm me if I respect every leaf, every plant and every tree; if I admire all animals and their variety of sounds, nature will be kind to me.
- Conversations #103 (via jamesandrewcrosby)

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and you are the reason i’m smiling when there is nothing to smile about
so i made this thing cause i love this song and embroidering
(Peach - The Front Bottoms)

"My husband was an editor at the New York Times, so he’d work really late nights, and I’d sometimes get lonely. So I started letting this tomcat into our house everyday. But my husband was horribly allergic to cats, so right before he’d get home, I’d let the cat back out again. But one night it was raining so hard that I refused to let the cat out, and my husband stayed up all night sneezing. And that’s how I got a puppy!"